Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

Grandma got run over by a reindeer, walking

Home from our house Christmas eve, you can say there is no such thing as santa

But as for me and grampa, we believe

She been drinkin too much egg nog, and we begged her

Not to go, but she forgot her medication and she staggered out the door

Into the snow, when we found her Christmas morning

At the scene of the attack, she had hoof

Prints on her forehead, and incriminating claw marks on her back

Now we're all so proud of grampa, he has been taking it so well

Sittin in there watchin football

Drinkin beer and playing cards with cousin nel

It's not christmas without grandma

All the family's dressed in black, we can't help but wonder

Should we open up her gifts or send them back

Send them back!

Now the goose is on the table, and the puddin made of fig, ahh

And the blue and silver candles that would just matched the hair on grandma's

Wig. I warned all my friends and neighbors

Better watch out for yourselves, they should never give a license to a

Man who rides a sleigh and plays with elves

Sing it grampa

Merry Christmas!